Pakistani Comedian Saad Haroon Sings of "Burka Woman," Stirring Islamists by Mocking Conservative Garb

Following is the song "Burka Woman" by Pakistani comedian Saad Haroon, which was posted on the Internet on December 25, 2010:
 

Burka woman, in your black sheet,

burka woman, with your sexy feet,

burka woman…
 

My love for you – it grows,

every time I see your toes.
 

Nail polish!
 

Burka woman, with your kajol [i.e. khol] eyes,

burka woman, my mystery prize,

burka woman…
 

I will go home and practice flirtin'

with my living-room curtain.
 

Modesty…
 

Burka woman, I love you still,

come on and give me a thrill

show me your left nostril.
 

Burka woman, don't act estranged

burka woman, it's all arranged,

don't you know I came to see your daddy…
 

I can't find you,

turn on the light.

Don't be scared, baby,

it's our wedding night.
 

Burka woman, devoid of sin,

burka woman, my desi [i.e. indigenous] penguin,

burka woman…
 

You're the night, and I'm a star,

throw that star like a sexy ninja.
 

I guess I won't pull all my moves,

with your values you will refuse.
 

But wait, what do I see?!
 

"U R Sweetu, Darling"
 

Is she texting back to me?
 

She's texting back to me!
 

Burka woman…
 

"Burka Woman

Saad Haroon"
 

I will go home and practice flirtin'

with my living-room curtain.