The following ia a Lebanese satire:the beheading of Demi Moore:
New TV (Lebanon) November 8, 2004
The Association of Oppressed Viewers demands that the View TV station pay the sum of 100 US dollars, no more, or else it will be forced to kill the hostage Demi Moore. You have from today until Monday November 8, 2004 at 9:30 PM. You have been warned.
We are Association of Oppressed Viewers.
Who am I talking to?
What did you do with the check?
The director-general agreed to pay? Nice.
Did the chairman of the board agree?
Where was it transferred to? Ghusayn Al-Mazaji ("Moody")?
Who is that?
The financial manager?
Put him through so I can talk to him.
Hello, yes Mr. Mazaji? What about the check? Are you paying or not?
You don't want to pay? Then we'll kill the hostage Demi Moore.